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Snatched Women / abduction of women Year: 1974 Country: USA Genre: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex, Hardcore, Bondage, Criminal Violence Length: 1:05:37 Language: English Directed by: Unknown Studio: Something Weird Video Cast: Jill Sweete, Dyanne Thorne, Adam Ward, Mindy Wilson Description: A leggy blonde is marked for abduction.We see her stalked in the opening scenes, but when the kidnappers end up hauling in five - count 'em - five women, their boss asks, u0026quot;What the fuck is this!u0026quot;And they say, with a straight face 'cause this ain'ta comedy, that they weren't sure who they were supposed to kidnap so they brought inu0026quot; the whole bunch.u0026quot;Vilka14 Thus, Snatched Women (aka The Snatch) And thus the logic of 70s porn. Anyway, one by one, starting with the virgin among them, of course, the women get diddled by the kidnappers, who are an especially seedy bunch of rat bastards who plan on killing their victims no matter what happens with the ransom demand. Nobody can act, but everybody can fuck all right.Some of the women submit reluctantly, some with resignation, but all except one seem to enjoy the rough poking they receive. The grim ending of the film is actually less gratuitous than the gratuitous sex it is tilled with, though, on balance, you will probably enjoy the latter more, and despite the low-budget mentality at work here: it actually packs a wallop while fatal shots ring out in the next room, the leggy blonde turns and asks, u0026quot;What's that?u0026quot;As the kidnapper who just raped her points a gun at the back of her head. Video Quality: DVDRip Video Format: AVI Video Codec: XviD Audio Codec: MP3 Video: 640 x 464, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 29.970 fps, 1381 kbps, 0.155 bit / pixel Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 1996 kb / s, Joint Stereo Size: 699 MB ******************** **************** Enjoy!DO NOT FORGET ABOUT u0026quot;THANK YOUu0026quot;!
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Different Strokes / unusual moves Year: 1978 Country: USA Genre: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex, Hairy Duration: 00:55:30 Language: English Directed by: Unknown Studio: Something Weird Video Starring: Jennifer West, Rick Lutze Description: The secrets of Hollywood are laid bare (and otherwise) in this tinseltown-themed double feature that's got Bucky seeing stars.. . The different folks in Different Strokes are a pair of couples who start their day the American way (and we don't mean with Florida orange juice).As usual, the men are as ugly as homemade sin but the gals are slices of prime Seventies porn poon.In one corner, you've got Bernie, an Afro'd twerp who looks like the lost fourth Hudson Brother.In the other corner is Charles (Rick Lutze), a chuckling muttonhead with a bad Prince Valiant hairdo (n't) and his slutty almost-Asian wife. After a bout of rise-fuck-and-shine, Bernie splits for Charles 'house where he works as Charles' wife's agent (she's a screenwriter - oh, sure) and, of course, he's screwing her right under Charlie's nose.But Charles is too busy to notice 'cause he's laying pipe to Jennifer West, the only member of his acting class (!) Which is apparently held in his living room. The whole elaborately stupid scheme is, er, blown wide open when Charles and his wife stumble upon Bernie conducting a cavity search on the acting student.Charlie's wife confesses to boning Bernie, and he makes her eat out the wanna-be starlet.This is some kind of solution, I guess.There are plenty of unanswered questions throughout Different Strokes, not the least of which being the whole work / living situation at Charles' house, but do you really care?We didn't think so. Roll the next one, please. Video Quality: DVDRip Video Format: AVI Video Codec: XviD Audio Codec: MP3 Video: 640 x 480, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1628 kbps, 0.221 bit / pixel Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb / s, Joint Stereo Size: 700 MB ******************** **************** Enjoy!DO NOT FORGET ABOUT u0026quot;THANK YOUu0026quot;!
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Amateur Hookers / Prostitutes - amateur Year: 1972 Country: USA Genre: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex, Hardcore, Threesome, Hairy Length: 1:01:19 Language: English Directed by: Unknown Studio: Something Weird Video Cast: Unknown Description: Here's another one-two knockout punch of perversion that's so inept they make Andy Milligan look like Fellini.Sharon and Carol are two giggling, well-nippled secretaries on vacation.When their money runs out, Sharon (who has eyelashes you could paint a house with) devises a plan: u0026quot;Let's start charging!. Our carnal cuties bop down to the hotel cocktail lounge and pick up u0026quot;Charlie and Bobu0026quot;, two groovy hipsters looking for booty.Bob and Carol (I think that's her name, it changes from scene to scene!) Flop into bed for some X-plicit slurping and slamming. Charlie is kinkier than his pal.He requests a threesome with both of our little bed bunnies. Later on, the girls have to deal with an oily, blackmailing hotel detective who wants the cash and the gash.They turn the tables on him in a way that can only be called poetic justice.This quickie defines the term low-budget (the film's opening title is painted across a pair of tits).The girls manage to stay gosh darn cute, even while being eaten, boned and spewed upon. Video Quality: VHSRip Video Format: AVI Video Codec: XviD Audio Codec: MP3 Video: 640 x 480, XviD 1.1. 2, 23. 976 fps, 1524 kbps, 0.207 bit / pixel Audio: MPEG-2 Layer 3, 24000Hz, 1964 kb / s, Joint Stereo Size: 700 MB ******************** **************** Enjoy!DO NOT FORGET ABOUT u0026quot;THANK YOUu0026quot;!
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Finishing School / finishing school Year: 1973 Country: USA Genre: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex, Teens Duration: 00:55:38 Language: English Directed by: Unknown Studio: Something Weird Video Starring: Unknown Description: Okay class, open your schoolbooks.Today's lesson? Reading, writing and reaming.The girl's in Miss Penbrook's class are learning more than their ABC's in Finishing School.Satisfying your husband is u0026quot;the most important lesson of being a wife.u0026quot;She demonstrates how with Mr. Johnson, a donkey-dicked idiot with plastic-looking hair.Miss Penbrook takes his huge joystick and stuffs it down her esophagus like it's a cocktail frank.(Sexual education was never like this in my high school!) Vilka14 While Mr.J is jamming his salami up her crease she says matter-of-factly, u0026quot;It will be his preference to blast inside your cunt or in, on occasion, your mouth.You must oblige him because it's your duty. u0026quot;Kee-rist!Feminists should be loading their guns and sharpening their knives right about now. The message taught at this school is: Hey girls!Just lay back and grab your ankles! Finishing School is offensive and vile.I loved every minute of it. Video Quality: VHSRip Video Format: AVI Video Codec: XviD Audio Codec: MP3 Video: 640 x 480, XviD 1.1. 2, 23. 976 fps, 1687 kbps, 0.229 bit / pixel Audio: MPEG-2 Layer 3, 24000Hz, 1964 kb / s, Joint Stereo Size: 700 MB ******************** **************** Enjoy!DO NOT FORGET ABOUT u0026quot;THANK YOUu0026quot;!
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3 x 3 Makes Sex / Three on Three Year: 1974 Country: USA Genre: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex, Hardcore, Orgy, Hairy Duration: 00:52:40 Language: English Directed by: Unknown Studio: Something Weird Video Cast: Unknown Description: 3x3 Makes Sex is a film that asks the question, u0026quot;What's on people's minds as they go through their daily rounds?u0026quot;The answer - altogether now - isu0026quot; Sex, sex, and sex.u0026quot;Freud made the same point but not half as explicitly as this film makes it. A frustrated housewife - masturbating vigorously to kill time while hubby's at the office-decides to invite a couple of other frustrated housewives over for a snatch-klatch.(Which beats a Tupperware party any day.) So they all throw back some brewskies, slip into a somewhat lesbonic mood, then sic their beavers on each other. Later on, their hubbies take a turn at beaver-trapping, but not before the milkman and other delivery studs have dabbled in the fur trade. This is the real First Wives Club.These liberated ladies give licentiousness a good name.And, by taking it in the ass, they show us what's on our minds. Which can't be said about Freud. Video Quality: DVDRip Video Format: AVI Video Codec: XviD Audio Codec: MP3 Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1723 kbps, 0.193 bit / pixel Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb / s, Joint Stereo Size: 700 MB ******************** **************** Enjoy!DO NOT FORGET ABOUT u0026quot;THANK YOUu0026quot;!
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Inside Pussycat / inside cats Year: 1977 Country: USA Genre: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex, Hardcore, Orgy, Hairy Duration: 00:54:07 Language: English Directed by: Cooper Brothers Studio: Something Weird Video Cast: Becky Sharpe, Lde Love, Lilly Foster, Orita De Chadwick, P.Vance Description: Fear not. filth fans.Inside Pussycat more than picks up the slack.Conducting an experiment on u0026quot;classic schizophreniau0026quot; for his doctorial thesis, a swinging hepcat drops some drugs on a handful of repressed college chicks, leading to squeals of pleasure.Later on, the shocked coeds watch themselves in action on the film. (u0026quot;Wow! Is that really me?That's disgusting! u0026quot;). Vilka14 Inside Pussycat is a keeper.It's shot, edited and directed eons better than most Golden Age flesh feasts.Better yet, the cast of shapely party dolls contain some potent eye candy (including gorgeous LILLY FOSTER, of Liz Mama's Little Girl and Orita De Chadwick of Shool for Dead Girls).Unlike the usual human debris that haunt these early 70s skinfests.there are no pimples, needle marks, surgical scars, protruding nose hairs or diaper rash on view. Just a pulsating palace of pubic hair so soft and fluffy you'll want to reach into the TV and run your fingers through it. Video Quality: VHSRip Video Format: AVI Video Codec: XviD Audio Codec: MP3 Video: 576 x 432, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 29.970 fps, 1671 kbps, 0.224 bit / pixel Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb / s, Joint Stereo Size: 700 MB ******************** **************** Enjoy!DO NOT FORGET ABOUT u0026quot;THANK YOUu0026quot;!
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Fires Down Below / The flame in the depths of Year: 1974 Country: USA Genre: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex, Hardcore, Threesome, Hairy Duration: 00:58:25 Language: English Directed by: Unknown Studio: After Hours Cinema / Something Weird Video Cast: Jan Davis, Pete Dawson, Charles Lish, Gene Rowland, Fran Spector Description: The Fires Down Below starts off promising indeed.A handheld camera tracks threateningly around a Victorian sitting room while eerie tribal music plays on the soundtrack.The stillness is soon pierced by a ravishing, dark-haired beauty who enters in a sheer negligee, sits, and begins reading a book.u0026quot;My life is so empty since Brian was killed in Viet Nam,u0026quot; we hear the young woman complain in voice-over.Finally, she gets up and faces out the window with her back to the camera.She calls aloud for her lost lover, begins to get horny, and caresses herself.Unable to stand the tension any longer, she finally sits on a nearby stool, spreads her legs, and rubs her hairy muff to orgasm. So far, so good.The tension is broken, however, by the sound of a phone ringing.The caller is Chuck, an army buddy of the chick's dead husband.She invites him over, obviously still hot in the pants, and quickly manages to maneuvers the guy into the sack.Referring to him by her dead husband's name (psycho!), She gives Chuck a good going over then offers to let him move into her pad (the better to keep the goods within reach). Chuck, however, turns out to be a lot less innocent than he looks and Lila soon catches him in a three-way with another couple.She's pissed, but before the crisis can be completely resolved, the story cuts to another phone call, this time from Lila's old girlfriend, Janine.She and her Australian-accented husband drop in for a visit and wind up spending the night (which looks an awful lot like the day) having sex in the guestroom.Out in the hallway, Lila hears the couple making love.She approaches the door and begins rubbing herself. The tension is terrific, it's palpable.Will she enter the room and join them. . . ? Extras.Info: http://www. iafd. com / title.rme / title u003d Fires + Down + Below / year u003d 0/fires-down-below.htm Video Quality: DVDRip Video Format: AVI Video Codec: XviD Audio Codec: MP3 Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1539 kbps, 0.173 bit / pixel Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb / s, Joint Stereo Size: 700 MB ******************** **************** Enjoy!DO NOT FORGET ABOUT u0026quot;THANK YOUu0026quot;!
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Classic → Stolen Girls / Abducted girls (Unknown, Something Weird Video) [1972, Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex, VHSRip] (1972) Other |
Stolen Girls / Abducted girls Year: 1972 Country: USA Genre: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex Duration: 00:58:04 Language: English Directed by: Unknown Studio: Something Weird Video Starring: Unknown Description: Stolen Girls is relentlessly sleazy, starring people you'd cross the street to avoid. But wait, there's more! Ahoy, maties!Pleasure Cruise - u0026quot;A tale that will chill your bowels and thrill your ballywacker!u0026quot;- Features Captain Rob, a man with his own floating bachelor pad.His u0026quot;crewu0026quot; are a pair of throb-worthy sex sirens who cater to his every sexual whim.They pick up a shipwrecked beauty and deal with two pistol-packing cons who paddle up in a cheesy rubber raft (which sinks causing the actors to break out laughing). The skipper tells them, u0026quot;Guys, there's plenty of beer in the fridge and hot broads on the top deck.
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Classic → Lisa Meets Mr. Big / Lisa Meets Mr.Big (Warren Evans, Something Weird Video) [1975, Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex, VHSRip] Marlene Willoughby, Sharon Mitchell, Susaye London etc (1975) Other |
Lisa Meets Mr.Big / Lisa Meets Mr. Big Year: 1975 Country: USA Genre: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex Duration: 00:53:50 Language: English Director: Warren Evans Studio: Something Weird Video Starring: Marlene Willoughby, Sharon Mitchell, Susaye London, Alan Marlow, Ashley Moore, Gilbert Palmitier, Leo Lovemore, Russ Carlson Description: Finally!A blistering behind-the-scenes peek at the King and Queen of Something Weird Video and their insatiable, often scandalous love-life, involving.. . Oh. Wait. Different film. Sorry. Finally!A blistering take-off on the mainstream classic Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, the off-kilter Lisa Meets Mr.Big shows us what really happened after din-din that night! Young and nubile SHARON MITCHELL gets to see, and suck, her new husband's cock for the first time on their honeymoon.. . And she loves it! He's not called u0026quot;Mr. Bigu0026quot; for nothing, folks!Problem is, Sharon's socialite family will not approve of their daughter's marriage to an Afro-American.But as she tells her mom, u0026quot;A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good to find!u0026quot;So Mom has to see for herself. In fact, the whole family, including the randy maid and stiff-pricked butler, get to see for themselves.However, the family's u0026quot;enlightenmentu0026quot; is in large measure owing to socialite chum MARLENE WILLOUGHBY, whose liberalism loves a big fat cock without regard to race, color, or creed. The Deviate's favorite moment is when Dad, upon seeing his new son-in-law, clutches his chest a In Red u0026quot;Sanfordu0026quot; Fox, and accidentally knocks over a huge house plant while everyone pretends not to notice. Video Quality: VHSRip Video Format: AVI Video Codec: XviD Audio Codec: MP3 Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1683 kbps, 0.189 bit / pixel Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb / s, Joint Stereo Size: 700 MB ******************** **************** Enjoy!DO NOT FORGET ABOUT u0026quot;THANK YOUu0026quot;!
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Classic → The Landlord / Lessor (Unknown, Something Weird Video) [1972, Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex, VHSRip] Brigitte Maier, Antoinette Maynard etc (1972) Other |
The Landlord / Lessor Year: 1972 Country: USA Genre: Classic, Feature, Straight, All Sex Duration: 00:59:48 Language: English Directed by: Unknown Studio: Something Weird Video Cast: Brigitte Maier, Antoinette Maynard, Kay White, Lilly Foster Description: Lilly Foster (again) is behind in her rent and The Landlord is leaving eviction notices on the door.Money is tight but the landlord believes they can work something out - in Lilly's snatch.Afterwards, he gets her to work out the balance by fucking his u0026quot;palsu0026quot; by appointment. The same scam is worked on Lilly's gorgeous redheaded friend, Sue, but this gal doesn't seem to mind at all because she's bored by her boyfriend's fucking.Or perhaps because he's got ten huge purple warts on his dick. Brigitte Maier isn't in arrears but she takes it in the arrears while fucking the landlord anyway - which made the Deviate very happy.She also hatches a subplot about stealing money which figures into an ironic ending, but which distracts not a whit from the pure unalloyed joy of watching Maier's blowjob artistry.If you've never seen her in action, it's about time you did! Video Quality: VHSRip Video Format: AVI Video Codec: XviD Audio Codec: MP3 Video: 704 x 528, XviD ISO MPEG-4, 23.976 fps, 1501 kbps, 0.168 bit / pixel Audio: MPEG-1 Layer 3, 48000Hz, 128 kb / s, Joint Stereo Size: 700 MB ******************** **************** Enjoy!DO NOT FORGET ABOUT u0026quot;THANK YOUu0026quot;!
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